- (Duplicated CD)
- Artist: Green County Border Patrol
- Format: CD
- Release Date:9/22/2008
GCBP FANS TAKE NOTE!!! The GCBP will be performing THIS FRIDAY 3/20 at Waunakee High School at 7:15ish as part of it's competition in LAUNCHPAD-a regional battle of the bands. Come support us! Please! We're insecure! Www.launchpadwisconsin.org ($6 ticket gets you in all day) *** Who are the Green County Border Patrol, and why does that Norm kid always follow them around? Let us explain... Ryan 'Blood-Bath' McGrath; lead guitar, vocals, etc: Born in Hoboken, NJ, Ryan's first words were 'Barbara Streisand.' His next few words were not appropriate to repeat in this context. But a few words after that came the most important phrase in all of human history: 'Let's rock.' Ryan's fiery licks and insane harmonica solos give GCBP it's distinctive flair, as well as the strong urge to throw somebody, anybody, into the ever-present MANBLENDER. John 'Tommy Gun' Thompson; rhythm guitar, tech: God's gift to women, it has been speculated that Mr. Thompson may be the direct descendant of Moses himself. Awe-inspiring guitar lines flow from him like jelly from a doughnut, and even the village people are jealous of his costumes. When John is not stalking Norm or training his children to fire automatic weapons, he can be found doing the thing he does best: Rockin' out. 'Screamin'' Neil Belanus; drums: Neil was dropped from a moving Chevy at 2 weeks old and doesn't really understand much of anything except his one true passion... Drums. Growing up in rural Montana, Neil honed his talent whenever he wasn't shooting at songbirds or feeding the chickens. Though he never learned to read or write, Screamin' Neil has learned to communicate his feelings through his drum set and an intricate series of grunts and clicks --and he communicates well. Jake 'FlapJack' McGrath; bass: Jake weighs 680 lbs and loves ham. ...These four legends unite as one to form the greatest band off all time and space. Their energy pounds through the crowds and across the ages. Their confused facial expressions pierce audiences around the world. They are... Green County Border Patrol.