Over the Counter Junkie
- Artist: Flies of the Marketplace
- Format: CD
- Release Date:6/17/2008
You are pregnant well i would like to but i can't so i won't you are married i wish i could but i can't so i won't you took my cat are you at home can i call you right back did i really imagine punching you in the stomach did i really screw that new girl \'your fat ass girlfriend\' you call her i wish i could take it back but i can't so i won't i was standing at the line with a diamond well cubic in my hand and piss poor that i am i turned my back and walked today is the day that you told me you are pregnant that i didn't vomit in the aisle of kmart is a blessing that i still shopped for astroglide is a miracle that i had enough wherewithat to know 8.99 for lube is outrageous i put it back the child is not mine the girl is not mine we walked through the park it was the morning after the disaster a black homeless guy said put your arm around your girl everyone was feeling lucky for what they had but i said she\'s not my girl well great yes but i can't so i won't and my dandruff\'s coming back and red spots appear on my back i thought it was anthrax but the doctor said no it was a nervous breakdown ha imagine me having a nervous breakdown i have to do it in my own inimitable way weeping uncontrollably in the hairdryer section in the basement of kmart while shopping for a mirror still too expensive at $45 spit will have to do for lube car windows for mirrors still walking around with an erection because i can't come during the first sex i\'ve had in 3 years maybe you deserve this i wish i could come on you but i can't so i won't they should sell this feeling instead of viagra those old men could certainly use this today i finally look my age today i get in touch with rage today i touch fire today i live today i change today i vote today i sing today i breath today.