Phat Phat Phat the Champagne Cat
- Artist: El Guardino
- Format: CD
- Release Date:3/30/2004
Champagne Cat owns and operates a restaurant called 'Champagne Cat's Food Palace'. Champagne Cat is a highly moral, clean living, teaches-by-example cat. Brevity is the soul of Champagne Cat wisdom. He's a no nonsense, street-wise, tough, highly respected cat. Champagne Cat was once a homeless cat. He helped prepare food in a homeless shelter kitchen. Champagne Cat learned the art and business of food. He met Big Moma, the future mother of their litter in the shelter. Champagne and Big Moma teamed up and opened their first restaurant. They put together a menu of good, healthy, lush food. Champagne's archenemy is a cat that runs a restaurant across from Champagne Cat's Food Palace. Unlike Champagne's restaurant, they serve unhealthy food in a negative environment. Champagne Cat has to constantly fight for the 'Hearts and Minds' of the young as well as the older cats who are influenced and lured by Champagne's arch enemy into a life without a future. Champagne and Big Moma have two sons, 'Kit Kat' and 'Smarty Kat' (a computer wiz), a daughter, 'Magen Kat' and a pet 'Goo'.